Offbeat Hippie

There is a certain member of Geo’s family who I have heard likes to one-up people. I, personally have never actually experienced this first hand. 

Until now.

One of his cousin’s posted that she was baking these cookies that sound pretty damn good..I said that I thought I needed the recipe for those.

Her punk ass chimes in with “I DEFINITELY need the recipe for those.” 

Really, bitch?

Really?

I think someone is bitter that certain members of the family (ie. ALL OF THEM) like my baking better.

Jokes on you..I’ll make them vegan friendly. 

I think Kendell Hogan’s boot camp is my new exercise obsession. 

Bold what’s true

flutterbiesaroundme:

allthehotboys:

1. I avoid some people on purpose
2. I’ve cheated
3. I’ve thought about cheating
4. I hate the way I look most of the time
5. I actually like the way I look most of the time
6. I’ve been swimming in an ocean
7. I’ve been swimming in a lake
8. I have sibling(s)
9. I have pets
10. I’ve been on vacation recently
11. I love meeting new people
12. I am shy
13. I’m on a sports team
14. My best friend is a boy
15. I play music
16. I don’t remember the last time I mailed a letter
17. I talk on the phone every night
18. I drink milk almost every day
19. I’ve kissed someone in a bathroom
20. I’ve kissed someone in bed
21. I’ve kissed someone at school
22. I’ve kissed someone I just met 
23. I’ve kissed a good friend 
24. I like to read
25. I like to watch tv
26. I could care less about video games 
27. I hate my mom and dad
28. I’ve had a crush on someone 5+ years older 
29. I’ve never asked someone out
30. I can touch my nose with my tongue
31. I love pizza
32. I actually love going grocery shopping
33. I love to travel 
34. I’ve been to another continent
35. I wish I had time to watch more movies 
36. I miss being a little kid
37. I’ve been to a public pool recently 
38. Summer is my favorite time of the year
39. Winter is my favorite time of the year
40. I have a favorite holiday 
41. I have a favorite holiday other than Christmas
42. I’ve been to a concert recently 
43. I can drive 
44. I have my own car 
45. My room is almost always messy 
46. I’m listening to music right now
47. Music helps me work (sometimes)
48. The last person I texted was a boy 
49. I want a new phone really bad
50. I love cartoons
51. The last thing I drank was water
52. I used to play with barbies
53. I collect something
54. I’ve been to a carnival recently
55. I know what syncopation is 
56. I need to charge my phone
57. I have a huge crush on someone right now 
58. I’ve kissed someone within the last 24 hours
59. I’m still in my pajamas
60. I have to go to school tomorrow
61. I need to clean something
62. I’ve hurt myself on purpose 
63. I’ve thrown up on purpose
64. I’ve broken a bone 
65. I’ve eaten something weird
66. I’m an extremely picky eater
67. I’ve been out to eat recently 
68. I love going to the mall 
69. I hate big groups 
70. I remember the last party I went to 
71. I’m on the phone right now 
72. I’m watching tv right now 
73. I’m eating right now
74. I’m on the phone, watching tv, and eating right now 
75. People say I’m funny 
76. People say I’m pretty
77. I’ve been told that I have gorgeous eyes
78. I need new clothes really bad
79. My hair is up right now
80. I need to shave my legs
81. I remember the last time I went to the doctor
82. I have braces 
83. I actually use my locker at school
84. I get good grades 
85. I have a MySpace 
86. I have a Facebook 
87. I showered last night 
88. I spy with my little eye something that is green 
89. I spy with my little eye something that is round 
90. I spy with my little eye something that is broken
91. I’ve had surgery
92. Someone I know has died 
93. Someone I know has had cancer
94. It’s past my bedtime
95. I’ve moved before
96. I’ve moved 4+ times
97. I’ve gotten something removed
98. People tell me that I have good hair 
99. People tell me that they like my clothes
100. I wish I had some money right now
101. I have a job
102. I need a job
103. I actually got a stupid class ring
104. I’m listening to someone talking right now
105. I wish I could talk to the boy I like right now
106. I’ve kissed someone in front of my parents
107. I’ve kissed someone on New Year’s
108. I love Halloween 
109. I remember the last time I tripped.
110. I can see a picture of me from where I’m sitting 
111. I can see my reflection from where I’m sitting
112. I’m kinda scared of the dark
113. It’s hard to sleep with the door open 
114. It’s hard to sleep without a blanket
115. It’s morning
116. I played soccer when I was little
117. I played basketball when I was little
118. My ears are pierced 
119. My belly button is pierced
120. I went to college
121. I plan on getting married 
122. I plan on having some kids
123. I babysit 
124. I still get an allowance 
125. I curse a lot
126. I got so drunk last night
127. I’ve been to a wedding recently 
128. I’ve met someone special on vacation
129. I have an accent (doesn’t everyone?)
130. I’m completely white
131. I know someone who has been home schooled
132. I know someone in a band
133. I can sing really well 
134. I can dance really well
135. I’ve never slow danced with anyone
136. I suck at spelling
137. I suck at math
138. I recycle
139. I am pro-choice 
140. I know some rednecks
141. I have tattoos
142. I want to get a new piercing
143. I hate MTV and VH1
144. I miss an ex
145. I still love an ex 
146. I’ve slapped someone 
147. I’ve punched someone
148. I’ve been told that I have a nice butt
149. I think my boobs are too small 
150. I wish I could lose some weight
151. I can play the guitar 
152. I can speak another language
153. I am fluent in another language
154. I can play the piano
155. I’ve been told that I can’t dance
156. I’m a cheerleader
157. I have a sweet tattoo 
158. I have a sweet facial piercing
159. I need to practice something
160. I believe in God
161. I want to go to Mexico
162. I want to go to Canada
163. I’ve traveled across the country
164. I live on the east coast
165. I went to the beach last summer
166. I remember the last time I was insanely sunburned
167. I like to waste time
168. I like to sleep
169. I think I’m going to get asked out soon 
170. I keep a journal
171. I don’t remember the last dream I had 
172. My first kiss kind of sucked
173. I’m wearing something that belongs to someone else
174. I think smoking is gross
175. My mom fixed the last meal I had
176. I’ve never gotten my nails done
177. I should be doing homework right now
178. I’m adopted
179. I love sappy movies 
180. I love horror movies 
181. I love musicals
182. I’ve seen a broadway show
183. The last person I hugged was my mom/dad
184. All of my grandparents are alive
185. I miss my boyfriend 
186. I haven’t talked to my best friend all day
187. People tell me that I’m short 
188. Sometimes my socks don’t match 
189. I can’t wait till my birthday 
190. I’m a procrastinator 
191. I’m not like everyone else 
192. I like strawberries
193. I like thunderstorms
194. Someone’s mad at me right now
195. I hate when people are rude
196. I’m an optimist
197. I am really self-conscious
198. My first relationship ended badly
199. I love when boys hold doors open
200. I’ve kissed 2+ people in one day
201. I’ve had a boy sleep over at my house
202. I bite my nails
203. I’ve been caught doing drugs
204. I’ve been caught cheating 
205. I haven’t been to Disneyland
206. I’ve passed out from drinking
207. I get angry easily
208. I’m so laid back
209. I hate most girls
210. I love getting new shoes
211. I hate Chinese food
212. I don’t remember the last time I was grounded 
213. I’ve been in love before
214. I’ve been cheated on
215. There are certain songs that remind me of my ex
216. I gave someone their first kiss
217. I straighten my hair more often than i should
218. I’ve been to a funeral this year 
219. I am insanely hungry right now

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